Ba Dum Dum *Chhh*, Part 2
Me: “I have a tall mocha.”
Customer: “That’s me, thanks.”
Me: “Thanks! Have a good one!”
(She returns in less than a minute with a disgusted look on her face.)
Customer: “What is this?!”
Me: “That’d be a mocha latte.”
Customer: “Does it have espresso in it?”
Me: “Yes. ”
Customer: “Ugh, this is the worst thing I have EVER put in my mouth!”
Me: *without a beat* “Ma’am, I highly doubt that.”