Born To Offend

| | Right | June 13, 2008

Me: “Hello, ma’am. How may I help you?”

Woman: “Oh, when is your baby due?”

Me: “I’m not pregnant, ma’am, just fat.”

Woman: “That’s very rude, you know. Pretending to be pregnant just so people can be nice to you!”

Me: *gritting teeth* “I am not pretending anything, ma’am, I promise you. Now, how may I help you?”

Woman: “No! You are a liar, and I am going somewhere where non-lying people can help me!”

Me: “Thank you ma’am, and have a nice day.”

Woman: “LIAR!”

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  • Trillium

    how the fuck does one confuse swollen belly with all-round thickness in the waist region? you can confuse pregnant for fat, but fat for pregnant?

  • Luke Green

    Funny how OP never claimed she was pregnant. Of course the other person was just trying to make conflict.