More Frisky Than Frail

, , , | Right | June 9, 2008

(A man of at least eighty years of age comes up to my checkout lane. I am bagging his last item.)

Me: “Man, I just don’t think this is gonna fit in here.”

Customer: *completely straight-faced* “That’s what she said.”

Me: “I’m sorry?”

Customer: *still straight-faced* “That’s what she said.”

(Needless to say, I nearly died of laughter. If there were only more grandfathers like that out there.)

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