Some People Need To Be Hold Twice
(I work as a receptionist at the main office of a big corporation.)
Me: *answering phone* “Thank you for calling [Company], [My Name] speaking. How may I direct your call?”
Caller: “I want to speak to [Colleague]; he works in the IT department.”
Me: “Sure, one moment, please.”
(I transfer the call to IT. No more than thirty seconds pass before the phone rings again. I answer the phone with the same dialogue.)
Caller: “Hi, I called before and wanted to speak to [Colleague] in IT, but you put me on hold.”
Me: “I transferred your call to his department. When we transfer calls, you hear music on your end until they answer.”
Caller: “Well, I’m calling long distance and I can’t be put on hold. Just hand the phone over to him.”
Me: “Sir, this is a 1-800 number. It’s toll-free, so you won’t be charged long distance. And I can’t hand [Colleague] the phone because this is a large building and he’s on a different floor.”
Caller: “But I’m in Ohio. You’re wasting my time. Put [Colleague] on the phone now.”
(I transferred the call again and, thankfully, they picked up before he had to wait too long.)