I Half Hate This Job, And Hate Half This Job
(I am working a trial shift as part of my application to work at a fast food restaurant. I am unfamiliar with the menu and a little flustered.)
Customer: “I want a frozen drink.”
Me: “Sure! Which flavour would you like?”
Customer: “A frozen drink.”
Me: “Yes, I got that, but which one?”
Customer: “It’s a dollar.”
Me: “Okay, but—”
(My coworker notices my problem and steps over to help.)
Coworker: “Hi there, ma’am. Sorry about this, [My Name] is only new and just learning how to take orders. Did you want the cola flavour or the green one?”
Customer: “YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT!”
Coworker: “I’m sorry, I don’t. I’m asking you.”
Customer: “YOU ALREADY KNOW! I HAVEN’T DECIDED! YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT!”
Coworker: *pause* “Would you like it half of each?”
Customer: “YES! WAS THAT SO HARD? IF YOU KNEW WHAT I WANTED WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST DO IT?”
(Later:)
Coworker: “Sorry about that. I’d say that doesn’t happen often, but you probably should get used to it.”
Me: “I hate this job.”