Don’t Get Your Panties In A Wad, Dude
I am waiting in line for sports cards at my local [Store]. It is right after open, about 7:15. There are about five of us in line standing adjacent to the women’s clothes because that’s where they stock the cards. None of us are wearing blue vests, yellow vests, or anything that looks remotely professional or remotely like a [Store] uniform. And we all have our own carts, we have hats on, one guy has a tiny camping chair… I cannot stress how little we look like we are on the clock at [Store].
A guy comes up.
Guy: “Hey, uh, sorry to interrupt your coffee break, but where are the little girls’ panties?”
I process, probably slowly, that a grown man just loudly asked another grown man where the girls’ panties are.
Me: “Uhh, I don’t know. There are swimsuits right over there, I guess. Probably somewhere around there.”
Guy: “Okay, thanks.”
The rest of us look at each other like, “Wow, that was a bold question.” Another five or ten minutes go by, and the guy comes back.
Guy: “Hey! I never found them. How do you not know where they are?”
Me: “Why would I have any idea where the girls’ underwear is?”
Guy: “Well, you work here, don’t you?”
Me: “No, man, none of us work here, obviously. Why would you think that?”
Guy: “You’re all standing here in the woman’s section.”
Me: “No, we don’t. Sorry.”
He walked off, grumbling and waving his arms. We all obviously knew he was not a pervert… probably. But we thought it was odd to have a guy with a beard ask, completely unabashedly, where the little girls’ panties were. And how hard is it to find them, honestly? You find little girls’ clothes, and they’re around there.