Cookie Cutter Harassment
(I work at an old bakery where my grandmother used to work. Most of my coworkers either worked with my grandma while she was still alive or frequented the bakery as children. I have an angel heart tattoo on my arm. Two male customers come in; one reeks of alcohol.)
Customer #1: “Hey, angel, give me something sweet and I might do, as well.” *wink*
Customer #2: “We’ll take five chocolate, and three almond cookies.”
Me: *trying to keep calm and handing them the order* “Okay, that’ll be [price]. Cash or credit?”
Customer #1: “That pretty face deserves a lot of cash. Here you go, angel tits.”
(I put on my best customer service smile and extend my arm to take the cash, but he slaps it away and tries to shove the bills in my cleavage. Keep in mind that I’m wearing a high-neck shirt.)
Me: “Okay, that’s enough, buddy. This can go one of two ways: you either keep your hands home before you lose them, pay, and get the h*** out, or… you get escorted out with no food and a harassment charge. What will it be, honey?”
Customer #2: “Just go sit in the car, man.”
([Customer #1] mumbles something and walks out.)
Customer #2: “You have to forgive him; he’s drunk.”
Me: “Being drunk doesn’t give him an excuse to act like a jacka**. Enjoy your cookies while they’re intact and please never come back unless both of you are sober.”
(He quietly pays and walks out. My manager approaches me, laughing.)
Me: “Am I in trouble?”
Manager: “H*** no. That reminds me of the times when [Grandma] was here.”
Coworker: “Except no one walked out with a boot tattooed on their a**.”
(And I thought my respect for Grandma couldn’t be any higher.)