(A customer arrives to pick up the meal he ordered over the phone.)
Me: “So, you would like to add two chocolate shakes to your phone-in order?”
Customer: “Yes, please.”
(I crack out the calculator to add the two orders and sales tax.)
Customer: “Typical! Teenagers can’t solve any problems without a calculator.”
Me: “Okay, then, what’s your total?”
Customer: “I don’t know. Let me see the calculator.”
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(This is around Halloween, and Halloween parties in Madison are THE biggest event of the year. My store has many Halloween costumes and other Halloween-related products during that time. I am at my cash register for check-out when a customer comes up to me.)
Customer: “Hi. Uhh… I’d like to buy these.”
(The customer puts down a wig, some make-up, pantyhose, condoms, and lube on my register.)
Me: “Okay.” *starts scanning*
Customer: “…”
Me: *still scanning*
Customer: “DON’T JUDGE ME!” *runs out*
Me: “?!”
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