My Fellow Americans, You Are Crazy
Me: “That will be [total].”
Customer: “Why’d your prices go up?”
Me: “Well, the cigarette tax just went up.”
Customer: “This sounds illegal.”
Me: “The state tax on cigarettes just went up. We don’t have control over that.”
Customer: “I know the President of the United States. I think I’m gonna give him a call.”
Me: “Okay… have a nice day.”
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