If You Don’t Want To Wait, Use Bigger Bills!
I work at a rather popular chain retail store. It is more or less a sort of discount store. We have our own generic brands and cheaper prices than a regular big box retailer.
Only a coworker and I are on registers on a normal, slow night. Two elderly ladies come up with a full cart each. My coworker gets [Lady #2] and I get [Lady #1]. I greet her kindly and ask if she has a rewards card. Then, I start ringing her.
The entire time, this lady is extremely passive-aggressive. She’s slightly rude but not enough to be directly rude back. Overall, she’s just basically tossing her soon-to-be purchases my way onto the counter.
The other lady comes over to her once she’s done and they start chatting. It seems as if they are solely complaining about everything. [Lady #2] asks [Lady #1] if they should get this baby play mat sort of thing. She asks me to check the price, so I do.
Me: “It’s $30.”
Lady #2: “Oh, no. No way. That’s too much for this thing. Never mind, I don’t want it.”
So, I put it in our throwback cart and continue to ring.
$50… $60… $70… $80…
Finally, I finish up, and her total comes out to around $135. I am not the best at counting money; I’m very slow when it comes to counting in general.
I promptly ask her if she’s paying with cash or by card.
Lady #1: “Cash.”
This lady pulls out a WAD of singles. And with a quick glance, she has MORE THAN ONE WAD in her purse. She hands me the wad and a chunk of another wad.
Lady #1: “There’s $135.”
With a look of horror on my face and complete dread in my soul, I began to count.
I have no idea if this lady thought I was just supposed to take it and trust her that it was the correct amount or if she just hoarded one-dollar bills.
As I was counting, she just stood there chatting with [Lady #2], and I could tell there was a vibe of impatience with them. Oh, well.
My coworker came over to help me count, thankfully. She is much faster at counting money than me.
Once we finished, I popped the money into the register and gave her the receipt. They both left with a somewhat annoyed attitude.
At least she had exact change.