Tell Me You Don’t Understand My Job Without Saying It
A client asked me to design a logo for his flower shop. He didn’t give any specifications — just that he needed a logo.
I created the logo in Illustrator, designing an image and selecting a typeface that matched it elegantly.
Client: “What is this, a computer logo? You just used a program to spit this out? I was paying you to hand design this, not just pick a font. I thought you said you were an experienced designer!”
Ah, my mistake.
I’m leaving graphic design and going to open a candy store. I’d say wish me luck, but knowing I’m never going to deal with this kind of client again kind of means I don’t need luck.