Their Intelligence Has Flown Away
I work for a well-known phone retailer in the US. While my main job is essentially as a sales representative, I also have been trained on basic phone fixes. If we can’t fix it in-store, then, if the customer has it under warranty or insurance, we can order a next-day replacement. Otherwise, they have to purchase a new phone. Many customers come in ready to fight so they don’t have to purchase a new phone when something is wrong with theirs.
Customer: “This d*** phone doesn’t work! My wife and my friends keep telling me they’re trying to call me but keep getting sent to my voicemail! No calls or texts ever come through! This is getting me in a lot of trouble! I need a new phone now and I’m not going to pay for it! This is not my fault! It’s your stupid faulty phone’s!”
I take one look at his phone and point to the notification bar at the top.
Me: “Sir, your phone is in airplane mode. If you pull down from the top and touch the airplane icon, your texts and calls will come through just fine.”
The customer pulls down and taps the airplane icon. He suddenly gets a flood of texts and voicemails.
Customer: “I’m not stupid! You made me look stupid! Thanks a lot for making me look like an idiot!”
After shouting he stormed out.
Manager: “He certainly doesn’t need our help to look like an idiot.”