Do… Do Your Lizards Wear Pants?
For the past five summers, I’ve worked in a camp’s “petting zoo” room. There are many reasons I love my job, but one of them is the hilarious and adorable things I hear from the kids, especially the youngest.
Most of our animals are secondhand from Craigslist or Facebook ads, and a lot of them are… less than “gently-used,” we’ll say. The lizards in particular often come missing bits.
This girl is about five years old.
Girl: “Why is the iguana missing her tail?”
Me: “It fell off when she was in her old home.”
Girl: “But how did it fall off?”
Me: “We don’t know. There was some sort of accident.”
Girl: *Confused whisper* “She… she maked in her pants?”
Me: “Not that kind of accident.”
My boss tells me that children saying they “need to make” is a Jewish-ism that came from Yiddish and not something gentiles say. So, for anyone who was confused, she was asking if the iguana had the potty sort of accident.