Not Quite My Tempo
We have a lot of different types of sales running at the moment, and a few of the coupons can’t combine. I am checking out a customer and try to explain this.
Me: “Sir, just so you know I can only apply these two coupons together. This third one won’t work with this purchase but you can save it for the next one.”
Customer: “Okay, I’m gonna need you to be on my level with me here. It’s okay, you didn’t know, but now you do, so you need to be on my level with me, okay?”
Uh… what?
Me: “Yes… sir? So, you want to use these two coupons only?”
Customer: “No, all three! I thought you were on my level with me.”
Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but it’s either these two together, or just this one. I can’t combine all three.”
Customer: “That’s not quite my level though, is it? Look, you didn’t know before, but now you do. I’m like… up here.” *He gestures high up.* “And you’re like, down here.” *He gestures low down.* “I’m gonna need you to get on my level and make all three of those coupons work, okay?”
Me: “Sir, I—”
Customer: “Get on my lev—”
At this point my checkout manager, who had come over to check on something speaks over him.
Checkout Manager: “—Oh my god, if you say “get on my level” one more time I am personally cancelling your entire transaction! Two coupons, or just this one. That’s it! No other options! You’re not on a level, you’re on a downward spiral, so get off it and pick one!”
The customer was too shocked to combat this, and so we applied the two coupons and he left in silence. The next customer starts pushing through their items.
Next Customer: *Gesturing to the leaving customer.* “Thank God! I thought he might have been having a stroke!”