No Container Big Enough For This Much Stupid
(There is this store where if you return five containers that are empty, you can get a free face mask. I’m a customer, watching this happen.)
Customer: *buying a bunch of stuff* “I also finished five containers.”
Employee: “Oh, do you have them with you?”
Customer: “No, I threw them out.”
Employee: *pause* “I’m sorry, but we have to have the five containers, or we can’t give you the mask.”
Customer: “But I emptied them out! I want my free face mask! Won’t you just throw them away if I gave them to you?”
Employee: “Actually, we recycle them into the signs.”
Customer: *looks around, pays for stuff, and leaves in a huff* “Fine, but the next time I come back with the empty pots, I want two free face masks!”