(I work at an airport spa as a receptionist and nail manicurist, and some pretty wacky people come through here. I’m 17, but look a little younger than that. My appearance tends to attract older, creepy men to ask me strange questions. One day, a man enters the spa, and this interaction happens:)
Man: “I was wondering about a massage; what are my options?”
Me: “Of course. These are your options right here.” *I show him the list of massages available.*
Man: “So, if I get a table massage, what will you do?”
(My coworker is the massage therapist and has just exited the massage room, so she hears the rest of this conversation.)
Me: “I’m sorry, sir; I’m not the therapist, I just do—”
Man: “I AM THE CUSTOMER, AND I DEMAND THAT YOU MASSAGE ME. I AM PAYING!”
Me: “I’m well aware that you are a paying customer, but I legally cannot provide that service. I am only licensed to do nai—”
Man: “YOU MUST DO THE SERVICE, OR I WILL COMPLAIN!”
Me: “Certainly. Let me give you my supervisor’s number, so that you can complain about a service I legally cannot provide you.”
Man: *his face goes red* “I… WELL, I NEVER!”
Me: “I am a manicurist, though.”
Man: “I WANT A MASSAGE!”
Me: “Of course. Sign in here for me, then.”
Man: “I want you to do it.”
Me: “Please leave; we cannot provide you a service.” *It’s nearly midnight, and my patience has all but evaporated.*
(The man glares at me for a full minute, before literally running out.)
Coworker: “He really wanted that massage.”
Me: “Yeah, I don’t understand why he insisted on me, though.”
Coworker: “You’re too innocent to be working at an airport.”
(She explained later why he really wanted me to do it. I was not flattered.)