When The Mama Bear Instinct Overrides Rational Thought
I’m a veterinary technician, and I got injured on the job. A puppy is handed to me, and he starts flailing and manages to take a 1-cm-by-3-mm chunk out of my cornea with his claw. It’s amongst the most painful injuries I’ve ever received. I can’t see to save my life, so I call my dad and ask him to take me to the emergency room. He picks me up directly from work.
The ER is a madhouse. You know it’s gonna be bad when there’s a handful of staff waiting for an ambulance to arrive.
While I’m waiting in the exam room, I hear a page come over the system for a “code blue”. That means a patient has gone into cardiac arrest, and it’s an all-hands-on-deck situation for CPR. It’s also a reminder that you’re lucky to be waiting in an ER because you’re not dying.
I’m eventually seen by the doctor, and I get a few sidelong glances from the nurses at my scrubs. They seem to notice the large paw print logo embroidered on them from the hospital I work at and leave me be. After my visit, the nurse who’s discharging me points down the hall at the door and tells me to exit that way, and then she gets back to work.
As I’m walking down the hall, a woman pops out from one of the exam rooms on my blind side and immediately starts yelling. I almost crash into a desk.
Woman: “Do you know how long I have been waiting?!”
I gesture in vain toward the paw print logo.
Me: “I don’t work here.”
Woman: “Do you think I’m an idiot?”
Me: “I can get someone to—”
Woman: “We have been waiting for forty-five minutes in this room! My daughter’s tummy hurts! Do you even care about her?”
The daughter seems to be about thirteen years old. She is covering her face with her hands and looking a bit like she wishes the floor would swallow her up
Me: “I can’t help—”
Woman: *Slowly, like I’m an idiot* “Herrrr tummmmyy hurrrrrts. Do you people even care at all? About how long we’ve waited?”
I’m in disbelief over how someone could be so clueless about triage.
Me: “Did you not see the man come in that got hit by a car?”
It’s just a guess, but I’m hoping to give her some perspective.
Woman: “Is he my daughter? No? Then why would I care? What’s wrong with your face? Quit winking at me!”
Just struggling to see over here, my bad.
At this point, a security guard shows up. He stands between us and looks at her and then at me.
I desperately point at the paw print logo.
Me: “I’m a patient!”
He nodded, turned to the woman, and started explaining that I didn’t work there. I didn’t hang around to see the aftermath because, you know, the whole “I couldn’t see” part. Some say her daughter’s tummy hurts to this very day.