Ask Your Doctor If Recreational Life-Ruiners Are Right For You

I started a new medication today. I brought the prescription to the pharmacy and left, waiting until I received the text message notification that it was ready to pick up. The notification comes from an automated system that identifies prescriptions by the first four letters of the medication name.

So, I was cry-laughing at work when the text came in:

Text: “Your prescription starting with ‘METH’ is ready for pickup at [Pharmacy].”