My younger sister and her husband had bought themselves an expensive new truck and have driven it over to show my parents. My other sister’s husband and his friend pull up after noticing the new truck. These two think nothing of boasting about their car stealing abilities and after we’ve all gone inside we notice them paying particular attention to the new truck, they give each looks, nods and do a lot of whispering
BIL 1 *going outside “What the f*** do you two think you are doing?”
Friend *sickingly grinning “Oh, we’re just saying that we hope you have got this fully insured because it would be a real shame if you got up one morning to find it gone”
BIL 2 *chuckles “Yeah”
BIL 1 “If anything happens to this car I will make sure to come after you two”
Friend “ hahaha, you would never be able prove it was us”
BIL 2 *smirks
BIL 1 “You’re not understanding me, I don’t need to prove it because I just going to assume that you two had a hand in it if anything ever happens to this car”
Friend “The cops can’t prove anything on assumptions, we know people who could make this truck disappear without a trace”
BIL 1 “Who said anything about the cops? I know people who can make bodies disappear without a trace”
Friend “Hahaha yeah sure”
*I notice BIL 2 eyes widen and he mouths at his friend to shut up, then whispers something.
BIL 1 *deadpan “Try me”.
Friend * very high pitched “We were only joking”
BIL 1 *growls “Well p*ss off”.*they both hurry away to their car while BIL 1 laughs before turning to us “I have to admit that going to the same school as (notorious convicted killer) comes in handy sometimes”.
Sister “I thought you said you didn’t actually know him”
BIL *shrugs “I don’t but those a**holes don’t know that”.