May Contain Traces Of Messiah
Me: “Welcome to [Smoothie Store]! How can I help you today?”
Customer: “Good morning to you! I need the large blueberry please.”
Me: “All right, sir, I’ll get those started for you. What kind of free boost would you like in your smoothies?”
Customer: “You know what my favorite and the best boost of all is?”
Me: “No, sir, I don’t. I’m sorry.”
Customer: “Jesus.”
Me: “Oh, haha. You would like a Jesus boost?”
Customer: “Why, yes, I like to boost my day with Jesus every day! Are you filled with the light? Have you accepted Christ into your life?”
Me: “Yes, sir, I have. So what boost would you like in your smoothie?”
Customer: “I told you already.”
Me: “I’m sorry, sir, looks like we’re fresh out of Jesus today.”
Customer: “Oh, that’s too bad. I’ll just have the whey protein, then.”