May Contain Traces Of Messiah

Me: “Welcome to [Smoothie Store]! How can I help you today?”

Customer: “Good morning to you! I need the large blueberry please.”

Me: “All right, sir, I’ll get those started for you. What kind of free boost would you like in your smoothies?”

Customer: “You know what my favorite and the best boost of all is?”

Me: “No, sir, I don’t. I’m sorry.”

Customer: “Jesus.”

Me: “Oh, haha. You would like a Jesus boost?”

Customer: “Why, yes, I like to boost my day with Jesus every day! Are you filled with the light? Have you accepted Christ into your life?”

Me: “Yes, sir, I have. So what boost would you like in your smoothie?”

Customer: “I told you already.”

Me: “I’m sorry, sir, looks like we’re fresh out of Jesus today.”

Customer: “Oh, that’s too bad. I’ll just have the whey protein, then.”