When You’ve Lost The Passion Fruit

, , | Right | March 25, 2009

Me: “Hi, can I help?”

Customer: “I’d like a wheatgrass shot and an apple, carrot, ginger, and orange juice.”

Me: “Would you like size one, two, or three?”

Customer: “One.”

Me: “Would you like any extra boosters?”

Customer: “No. Stop trying to sell me things.”

Me: “That’s [amount]. Do you have a loyalty card?”

Customer: “I’m not even loyal to my WIFE.”

Me: “…”

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