About To Have A Lot Of Time On Their Hands
(Note: our computers are really old and crash all the time. We aren’t allowed to close the store unless there’s an emergency, so we have paper forms to do transactions by hand when this happens. We’ve also recently hired a new and relatively clueless manager.)
Me: “Oh, crap. Hey [New Manager], the computers are down again, and rebooting them isn’t working. Can you call comp support so we can get them fixed?”
New Manager: “Oh, sure, just let me lock up the store first.”
Me: “Um, we’re not allowed to lock up the store just because the computers are down.”
New Manager: “If we can’t do business, we have to lock up the store.”
Me: “We do transactions by hand when the computers are down and put them into the computers later.”
New Manager: “But that’s impossible! No one can do business without computers! Business didn’t even EXIST before computers!”
Me: “It’s entirely possible. It just takes a calculator and some patience.”
New Manager: “Well, I’m not doing that s***. I’m going to lock up the store until the computers are up.”
(At this point, the store manager has just come in for her shift and has heard part of our conversation.)
Store Manager: “Actually, you can do transactions by hand or you can be fired.”
New Manager: “You can’t fire me for that!”
Store Manager: “For violating company policy and refusing to do your job? Yes I can!”