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No ID, No Idea, Part 2

, , , | Right | December 9, 2010

Me: “Do you have an ID?”

(The girl hands me her ID. She’s 21. She walks in; the boy she’s with starts following her.)

Me: “Oh, do you have an ID with you?”

Boy: “Um…”

Me: “An ID?”

(He hands me his room key and smiles.)

Me: “This isn’t…”

Boy: “I know.” *walks sadly out*


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Knocked It Before He Thai’d It

, , , , | Right | November 22, 2010

(Our store has a hot lunch station, which includes soup made in-house.)

Customer: “Is there a schedule for the soups? Like, is it the same thing week after week?”

Me: “It is right here.” *pointing to this month’s soup menu*

Customer: “It seems like the soups lately have all been kind of, well, leftish fringe. All red lentils and stuff.”

(He scrutinizes the menu, muttering to himself.)

Customer: “Ha! ‘German Sausage and Potato.’ That’s normal. Who knows what the h*** is in ‘Thai Curry.’”

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Pass(word) The Buck

, , , , | Right | November 10, 2010

Customer: “I hear you are the go-to girl for computer problems.”

Me: “Yes, I am.” *I scoot over to the computer* “What’s the problem?”

Customer: “I can’t remember my password.”

Me: “I don’t know your password.”

Customer: “So they lied when they told me you knew everything about the computers?”


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H2Slow, Part 3

, , , , | Right | November 8, 2010

Caller: “I was just wondering if my credit card will work the same in Hawaii as it does here?”

Me: “Well, Hawaii is part of the US, so it should.”

Caller: “I know. I was just making sure since we’d be flying over a body of water.”


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Happy Hour, Right Day, Wrong Year

, , , , | Right | October 10, 2010

Customer: “Is it true that you give out free drinks on people’s birthdays?”

Me: “It’s true we’ll give you one free drink, yes, but I need to see your ID to confirm it’s your birthday.”

Customer: *hands over ID*

Me: “Yeah, it’s your birthday. Pity you can’t legally drink ’til your next one.”


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