(I work the overnight shift alone from 10 pm to 6 am. I usually get the local cops in at the beginning of my shift, since they are starting their shift as well, and they also come by a few times a night, just to check in and say hi. Around 3 am one Sunday morning, another regular, who is shy and has a social disability, comes in to get his coffee and wait for his ride. As I’m finishing with him. two teenage boys come in.)
Me: *to regular* “Thanks for shopping at [Gas Station] and I’ll see you tomorrow.” *to teenagers* “Can I help you two with anything?”
Teenager #1: “Yeah, I’d like some cigarettes. [Brand].”
Me: “Certainly. I’ll just need to see some ID.”
Teenager #1: “I left it at the house. Can you let it slide this once? Besides, I only live right down the street.”
Me: “I’m sorry, but I can’t sell to anyone that looks under 30 without an ID. Besides, if you live right down the street, then it should be no problem to get your ID.”
Teenager #1: “C’mon, man, just let it slide this once. I can tell you my birthday. It’s [date].”
Me: “Well, sir, if that is your birthday, then you are only 16. I can’t sell the cigarettes to you, but feel free to get anything else.”
Teenager #2: “Here, I’ll get them then. I just turned 18 and I have my ID.”
Me: “Sorry, sir, but I can’t sell them to you, since I know you are buying them for your friend, who I know is underage.”
Teenager #2: “But I’m 18!”
Teenager #1: “Don’t be a d***. Nobody will notice at this time of night.”
Me: “Sorry, but it’s not worth my job.”
(The two teenagers leave, and I see them go up to my regular, who is still waiting in the parking lot, and talk to him for a minute. My regular walks back in.)
Regular: “Can I get a pack of [Cigarette Brand Teenager Asked For]?”
Me: “I actually can’t. I know you don’t smoke, and I know those boys just asked you to get them cigarettes. Tell them I’m not selling them cigarettes, and they can’t get anyone else to buy them for them.”
(My regular leaves and talks to the teens. He gets picked up around five minutes later, but the teens are still loitering. I ignore them, as there isn’t anyone else in the store or parking lot, and start to mop while the store is slow. About 20 minutes later, the teens come in and get some nachos, making a mess in the process. As they come to check out, I notice the reek of alcohol.)
Teenager #2: “I’d like these nachos.”
Me: “Certainly, sir. Can I get you anything else?”
Teenager #2: “Yeah, I’d like a pack of [Same Cigarette Brand].”
Me: “I told you 20 minutes ago that I wouldn’t sell you cigarettes. Now, you need to pay for the nachos and leave.”
(They end up grumbling, but pay for their food and leave. However, they don’t leave the parking lot, and instead hang around eating their food. I ignore them again and start making coffee. About ten minutes later, one of my older regulars shows up. He stops to talk to the boys on the way in, and then comes into the store.)
Me: “Hey, [Older Regular].”
(All the coffee is fresh, and once I finish with the trash, I can take a break and come outside and chat.)
Older Regular: “You know those boys are asking for people to buy them cigarettes, don’t you? I told them I wouldn’t, and that you knew I didn’t smoke anyway.”
Me: “Okay, well, I’ve had about enough of this.” *I go outside and talk to the teenagers.* “You guys need to leave now. You can’t loiter here, and you can’t keep harassing my customers to illegally buy you tobacco.”
Teenager #1: “Well, why don’t you make us? We ain’t doing nothing!”
Teenager #2: “Yeah, and this wouldn’t have happened if you’d been f***ing cool about it.”
(Fed up with this, I call dispatch, and explain to them about the two drunk teens. Two minutes later, I have three cop cars pull in and corner these two kids. One tries to run and is caught almost instantly. My regular and I go outside to watch.)
Cop: *also a regular* “Hey, [My Name]. These two the only ones who were bothering you?”
Me: “Yeah. So, what are you going to do to them?”
Cop: “We’ll take them down to the station and throw them in the drunk tank. We’ll call their parents once they sober up. Usually putting the fear of God in them is enough. Call us if they ever show up on your shift again!”
(My regular and I walked away laughing. It certainly made the rest of my shift more enjoyable, and the teens had a great story to tell at school Monday!)