Hair Comes Trouble
(My friends and I are going on holiday together. For one of them, this is his first ever flight, and his first time even at an airport. He’s a large bearded man, but a total kid. Understandably, he’s incredibly excited. He’s also not great with common sense.)
Friend: “Come on guys! Let’s go! Let’s go!”
(At this point, he’s literally bouncing up and down with his gigantic backpack on.)
Me: “Slow down, [Friend]; we need to clear our bags with security first.”
Friend: “Sweet! Race you there!”
Me: “[Friend], NO!”
(Cue a large, bearded man sprinting headlong towards security with a gigantic backpack. We practically had to tackle him. He honestly didn’t understand what he’d done wrong.)