This Is Why They Triple-Check
I am the dumb customer in this one, but not until my second visit to the electronics store.
On my first visit, I was looking for a laser printer. The only model that was less than $700 was from [Brand #1], a brand that is disliked by everyone in my family and most of my friends. But I really needed a printer, so I bought it.
I use Linux instead of a more popular OS, and the printer company says they are compatible with all distro’s of Linux, but I could not get it to recognize the WiFi signal on the printer. Worse, after a few days, it refused to print via USB cable because the WiFi was not installed properly, and no amount of installing or diagnostics could get that to change. So, I decided to take it back to the store. Here’s where I got dumb.
The clerk who helped me pick a new printer was great! Unfortunately, no other store in the Metro Denver area had my selected [Brand #2] printer in stock, but I could order one and have it by the following Monday. Great! He took me to the order kiosk and we filled out my information. I was already in the system because I had signed up for toner refills and the warranty program on the [Brand #1] printer.
The clerk asked me to confirm my credentials and then put my address on the payment screen.
Clerk: “Is your address all correct?”
I glanced over it and said yes. He did some more things, then put my address back on the payment screen.
Clerk: “You’re sure this is correct?”
I laughed and confirmed. He explained that there was a woman who came in recently and screamed at him because, after he asked her to confirm, she had her package delivered to the wrong house.
Me: “It’s amazing how people don’t listen, isn’t it?”
Clerk: “Yeah. It gets pretty crazy.”
One more time, he splashed my address up to make sure I got it right. I glanced over it and agreed, so he closed the order and printed it. Then, something twitched in the back of my head. Still smiling as he handed me the order confirmation, I decided to check the address a fourth time, and… sure enough… I had missed that the apartment number was wrong!
When I gave it for the warranty on the [Brand #1] printer, I hesitated a moment as I gave it. The first half of the number is a multiple of ten, and the second is a little higher but in the same tens. Let’s say it’s 5057, for example. And when I said it, I put a bit of a pause, like “Fifty… fifty-seven.” So, when I bought the [Brand #1] printer, the clerk must have thought my number was just 57, and I was trying to remember the second digit.
Me: “Oh, shoot!”
The clerk cringed, knowing exactly what it was.
Me: “Totally not your fault. I missed the apartment number. I am such an idiot! After all that laughing at other customers, I did the same thing!”
The clerk apologized and explained that he couldn’t make the change from the kiosk in the back of the store and directed me up front. I again apologized for being that guy after all, assured him it was totally my fault, and headed up front.
There, the manager trained a cashier on how to change an address. It was a long and involved process, and I kept apologizing for my idiocy, and then I gave high praise for the clerk and his sales skills because he also got me to raise my intended price limit by about $100. The manager said she would be sure to reflect that to him and include it in his review.