When Humans Fail The Turing Test
(I work on the drive thru.)
Me: “Hi there, can I take your order?”
Customer: “HELLO?”
Me: “Hi, can I take your order please?”
Customer: “CAN YOU HEAR ME?”
Me: “Yes, sir, I can hear you. Can I help you?”
Customer: “I WANT TO PLACE AN ORDER.”
Me: “Umm, yeah, can I take your order please?”
Customer: “CAN I PLACE MY F****** ORDER?”
Me: “Sir, can you hear me? I’m asking for your order?”
Customer: “OF COURSE I CAN F****** HEAR YOU! I’M NOT DEAF! I JUST WANT A CHEESEBURGER! THAT’S ALL I WANT!”
Me: “Okay, sir, drive to the first window to pay.”
(The customer drives around, and looks furious. He pays by card.)
Customer: “It says ‘insert card’.”
Me: “Yes?”
Customer: “Well, does that mean now?!”
Me: “Yes, sir, please insert your card and follow the instructions.”
Customer: “Well now it’s saying ‘please wait’!”
Me: “Yes, the machine is just checking your card. Please wait.”
Customer: “‘Insert pin,’ does it mean the pin for this card, or my credit card?”
Me: “It means insert your pin for the card in the machine.”
(The customer finally pays and drives off, only to return moments later.)
Me: “Hello, sir, can I help?”
Customer: “HELLO?! HELLO ORDER-ROBOT! THIS CHEESEBURGER HAS PICKLES; I DON’T WANT PICKLES! AND I DIDN’T GET MY FRIES AND DRINK! ORDER-ROBOT, WHO DO I SPEAK TO?”
Me: “Sir, you can speak to me! I’m a person not a robot. We can correct your order for you, but you only got a cheeseburger because that’s what you ordered.”
Customer: “ORDER ROBOT, I WANT KETCHUP FOR MY FRIES! F****** machines are useless!”