I Can Almost Feel Edward’s Embrace

| Grand Rapids, MI, USA | Right | November 2, 2011

Customer: “I want to know what romance books are good right now. I want a really good romance, since I’m going on vacation.”

Me: “Well, I don’t really read romance novels, but I can tell you what is popular. Have you read any Sherrilyn Kenyon?”

Customer: “What is it? Is it like vampires or something?”

Me: “It’s considered paranormal romance and is very popular.”

Customer: “Well, I don’t want anything unrealistic.”

Me: “Well, then you probably don’t want a romance novel.”

Customer: “I want something realistic like Twilight. Do you have any books like that?”

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  • Aaron

    Twilight… realistic.
    -tries not to laugh- I can somewhat see why they felt it is- fails miserably-

  • Abigail Hermione Irwin

    ” … something realistic like Twilight.”
    I think my brain just exploded.