Unfiltered Story #290467
(When I was about 5-6 years old, I was at a school that apparently decided I was a worthless, lying piece of trash. At this school, they had a thing where you could get a coupon for a cookie at lunch. Now I couldn’t eat them, due to my health conditions; but one of my best friends had the same birthdate as me. I decided to get one so my friend could have two.)
5-6 yr old me: *chipper* Hey, today’s my birthday! could I have the cookie voucher?
Principle: No, because it’s not your birthday!
5-6 yr old me: Yes it is!!!!!
Principle: No it isn’t, I don’t appreciate lying.
5-6 yr old me: You can check on the computer-thingy, it IS my b-day!
Principle: *ignores last comment* It is not your birthday young lady, please refrain from lying just to get a cookie.
5-6 yr old me: YES IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<continues to argue back and forth>
5-6 yr old me: *gives up* UGGGHHHHH! *kicks him*
Principle: That’s it young lady! You are being suspended!
<We walk past wall were we put up everyone’s birthdates>
Principle: So, you were right. But if you had tried to talk it out, instead of resorting to violence; you could have gotten your cookie!
5-6 yr old me: * internally: SHUT THE EVERLOVING F*CK UP!* …
<mom’s called, boring adult stuff>
Mom: So, why DID you even WANT the coupon? You can’t have the cookie.
5-6 yr old me: It wan’t FOR me, it was for my friend …, who has the same birthday as me! I thought it would be a nice thing for her…
Mom: *that makes sense* *so sweet* SIGH, well you shouldn’t of kicked him, but HE was the one who was acting irrational and childish. Honestly! Arguing with a little kid! *continues ranting, calling him many elaborate things*
5-6 yr old me: Am I in trouble?
Mom: No, dear.