Dear readers,
Many of us have seen reports recently of those who believe that 5G makes you sick, that the earth is flat, and that Meghan Markle is a robot. According to the customers of Not Always Right, the rabbit hole goes so much deeper! We’ve rounded up ten stories about customers who believe that there is always someone… or something… out to get you – but they still want that discount!
Sabotage By Numbers – Somebody’s being a real boob here.
Uncouth Bluetooth – Considering this story is from 2009, it’s an even bigger stretch than you think!
Lost In Translation – How is “air traffic controller” the logical alternative here?
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Dear readers,
We know a lot of the customers you read about here at Not Always Right seem to live in their own dream worlds but never is this more annoying than when any words you speak fail to get into those worlds.
We’ve rounded up 10 stories from our archives about customers who simply… refuse… to… listen! And more than a few of them pay the price for their willful ignorance!
How To Deal With Gritty Customers – This guy has the author stuck between some concrete and a hard place.
Dialog Boxes Are Forever – Some people are just so negative!
Book You In For Six (Feet Under) – Hits from the comments: “Yeah, I’ll reincarnate her on Monday for ya.”
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Dear readers,
It’s National Neighbor Day! Being on good terms with your neighbors can make you feel safe and loved. It’s nice to know the people who live next door aren’t serial murderers and might even be good for a cup of sugar or a weekend watching your cat.
On the flip side, there are people who aren’t the good neighbors that Mister Rogers wants them to be. We’ve rounded up 23 stories from our archives about the neighbors who you don’t hope to meet when you stroll down the street. We hope your neighbors aren’t anything like these people!
Gossip And Wine: The Fuel Of The Soccer Mom – The gossip shop might be closed for the night, but the rumor mill is always turning.
Gone In A Keystroke – Okay, remember that thing we said about watching your cat? Um…
Motorpsycho – Sometimes Instant Karma is very, very painful. (more…)
Dear readers,
Today is National Crush Day! It’s not about those awkward butterfly feelings you get when that ~*special someone*~ walks by; it’s about crushing cans! Crush Day celebrates recycling and highlights the positive effects it has on the environment.
Here are 23 stories we’ve recycled from our archives about people who are too lazy, stupid, or selfish to recycle. And when you’re done reading these stories, maybe you can take your crush out to crush a few cans.
A Vicious Recycle – Once you start recycling, arson is only a few steps away.
Recycling His Way Of Thinking – You will pay for your stupidity. Well, someone will.
Always Time For A Rhyme – One good rhyme deserves another.
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Dear readers,
We’ve made it quite clear in the past that many of the NAR editors love video games! Half of the editing team identify as female. Apparently, these two facts cannot co-exist with a certain population of the geek and gaming communities. Therefore we thought it was time to round up ten glorious stories celebrating girl gamers and geeks (or as we like to call them… gamers and geeks) totally owning the toxic masculinity that seems to think girls should stick to cooking and make-up.
Dealing With A Whole New Animus – Woman have been dealing with this throughout history.
Fake Gamer Girl Strikes Again! – Do I need to call my non-existent boyfriend to come here and explain it to you?
Call Of Duty: Misogynist Warfare, Part 2 – Gamer girls are allowed to exist as long as they’re fat and ugly.
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