10 Strange Stories About Customer Conspiracy Theorists

| Right | September 30, 2020

Dear readers,

Many of us have seen reports recently of those who believe that 5G makes you sick, that the earth is flat, and that Meghan Markle is a robot. According to the customers of Not Always Right, the rabbit hole goes so much deeper! We’ve rounded up ten stories about customers who believe that there is always someone… or something… out to get you – but they still want that discount!

 

Sabotage By Numbers – Somebody’s being a real boob here.

Uncouth Bluetooth – Considering this story is from 2009, it’s an even bigger stretch than you think!

Lost In Translation – How is “air traffic controller” the logical alternative here?

Candid Camera, Candid Answer, Part 2 – Rockwell was onto something back in 1984!

Some Customers Are Completely See-Through – Hits from the comments: “Jimmy Olsen is getting cantankerous in his old age.”

Has No Problem Espresso-ing Herself – The thing about broken escalators… aren’t those just stairs?

In CyberSpace, No One Can Hear You Scream – You need to go rewrap your what?!

Some Computer Owners Just Can’t Hack It – Hits from the comments: “Curses. Tin-foiled again.”

Discount Discounted – I’ll bet that line works great against creeps at the bar.

Some Computer Owners Just Can’t Hack It, Part 2 – Working the phones at the FBI must be exhausting.

 

We hope you enjoyed this roundup about customer conspiracy theorists! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!


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