Dear readers,

Most of us know that R-rated movies and M-rated games are marked as such for a reason; parents can make informed decisions about what kinds of mature themes their children can be exposed to.

…And then there are these parents,  who we fear might have to pay for therapy for their kids for years to come. Rounded up below, for your shocking reading, are twelve stories about parents that should know better!

A Mother With Breast Intentions – Boobs are fine. But what about murder?

A Not So Pregnant Pause For Thought – Hits from the comments: “Way to get lazy with your lies, customer!”

We Prefer Not To Watch Dr. Manhattan’s Project – Well, he could wear shorts, I guess…

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Dear readers,

We deal with stupid customers every day here at Not Always Right. Once in a while, however, we come across a special kind of stupid, a level of moron so all-consuming, an intensity of ignorance so concentrated, that we are honestly surprised these customers are still alive.

We present to you ten hilarious tales of customers who, by all rights, should not be alive…

Money To Burn – Don’t know if they’re stupid or gassy, but they’re somewhere in that zone…

Not Enough Oxygen In The Brain – Why do you have an alarm if you don’t know how to respond to it?

Hot Air Doesn’t Just Come From Saunas – Yes, I’m a lifeguard. Now let me guard your life.

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Dear readers,

There are any number of valid reasons that a person may choose to adopt a vegan lifestyle. Whatever the reason, it can take a lot of work to figure out just what you can and can’t eat. Some things, however, should be obvious – no particular emphasis on the word “should.”

We’ve dug up 22 stories from our archives about people who don’t seem to grasp the basics of veganism or animal products. We hope you can stomach them!

Not To La-boar The Point – Right out of the gate, we’re having some serious problems with understanding.

Tofoolery – Well, gosh, what an appetizing interaction.

Someone’s Having A Beef, Part 2 – This might not be the best way to recruit people to your cause.

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Dear readers,

It’s time to continue the Not Always Right world tour! Last time, we visited Japan, and before that, India, The Philippines, and Brazil! Today, we are heading to the country whose national anthem has no words, where 150,000 tomatoes are thrown at people each year in the world’s largest food fight, and where the locals own more cars than cellphones… we’re going to Spain!

The population of 46 million Spaniards doesn’t actually speak Spanish! They speak either Castilian, Catalan, Basque, or Galician, not to mention several other regional dialects. What most non-Spaniards would recognize as “Spanish” is, in fact, Castilian.

We like to revel in learning new facts about interesting places like this, but sadly, some people in our stories aren’t as accommodating with the gaps in their knowledge. You’ll find some hilarious examples of them and many more in the following 23 stories about, or set in Spain.

We hope you continue to enjoy the Not Always Right world tour!

I Deign That Spain Stays Mainly In The Brain – Perhaps you’re thinking of Mesopotamia? Czechoslovakia? Constantinople?

If It Comes Out Pangaea It Needs A Few Hundred Million More Years – The Toto/My Fair Lady mashup we never knew we needed.

The Terrible Twos At Twenty Thousand Feet – Who insists on keeping a middle seat?!

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Dear readers,

Did you know that epilepsy affects millions of people and is the fourth most common neurological disease after migraines, stroke, and Alzheimer’s? Yet despite those numbers, the general knowledge around this condition is shockingly low. Our editors didn’t have to dig very deep in our archive to find 23 stories that showcase the ignorance on the subject, and the sad situations that those with epilepsy, or other conditions prone to cause seizures, have to put up with.

Please take a moment to read some of these stories and better understand the daily life of someone who thinks very differently about the meaning of seizing the day!

General Fits Of Ignorance – Her concept of rudeness is a bit… misplaced…

Wish You Could See What You’re Saying – We’re pretty sure they’ll be okay.

Enough To Give You A Fit – Hits from the comments: “Stop. Lawyer time.”

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