23 Crazy Stories About Nosy, Naughty Neighbors!

| Right | September 28, 2020

Dear readers,

It’s National Neighbor Day! Being on good terms with your neighbors can make you feel safe and loved. It’s nice to know the people who live next door aren’t serial murderers and might even be good for a cup of sugar or a weekend watching your cat.

On the flip side, there are people who aren’t the good neighbors that Mister Rogers wants them to be. We’ve rounded up 23 stories from our archives about the neighbors who you don’t hope to meet when you stroll down the street. We hope your neighbors aren’t anything like these people!

 

Gossip And Wine: The Fuel Of The Soccer Mom – The gossip shop might be closed for the night, but the rumor mill is always turning.

Gone In A Keystroke – Okay, remember that thing we said about watching your cat? Um…

Motorpsycho – Sometimes Instant Karma is very, very painful.

It’s Immoral To Be Different From Me! – Every move you make, every drug you take, I’ll be watching you.

My Neighbor Broke, Can You Fix It – This is why we put passwords on our Wi-Fi, people.

Serving Some Karma, Sunny Side Up – If you have to jump a fence to do it, chances are you shouldn’t be doing it.

Weeding Out The Bad Neighbors – That’s my weed! Er… weeds.

Acting Neighborly Ain’t Worth Spit – Oh, sure. That’s the way to get people to listen to you.

Wish They Would Just Park That Thought – If your car is making nose while it’s parked, you don’t need a mechanic; you need an exorcist.

(Cash) Poor Neighbors – So much for having your priorities in order.

Walk Of Blame – Hits from the comments: “Sounds like a good deal. Pay me $15, and I’ll steal your puppy.”

On Neighborhood Watch – Make yourself at home… in your own home!

Stripped Of Your Privacy – Oooh, baby, type a little slower, please.

This Isn’t A Shaggy Dog Story – German shepherds are the best kind of neighbors.

Not So Street(sign) Smart – This is a clear sign of a bad neighbor.

You Have Failed This Neighborhood – Hawkeye really needs to calm down.

That Smaller Parcel Must Have Been His Brain – On the plus side, this neighbor makes us feel better about our intelligence levels.

Make Some Noise About Them Making Some Noise – At least this neighbor has the decency to feel shame.

The Kind Of Stupid Moment You Wish You Could Have Videoed – Their chances of ever borrowing from that neighbor again are melting away.

Making A Lot Of Fake Noise – Like a good neighbor, shut up over there!

Don’t Take This Neighborly Advice – Close the windows! You’re letting all the stupid in!

My Hands Are As Clean As A Whistle – Polly is still waiting for his apology…

The Neighbors Give You Cause For Pregnant Pause – Hits from the comments: “Expect the worst from people, and you will find people will live up to those expectations.”

 

We hope you enjoyed this roundup about neighbors! Let us know in the comments! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!