The Darkest Cloud On This Day Is You
(I work for a real estate office. I am getting ready to take time off for my wedding, so I have notified all the agents that I will be unavailable, and told them the reason why. I get a few kind words and wishes throughout the week as people see me, and then there is this interaction. I will also add that, throughout this whole conversation, the agent remains completely deadpan.)
Agent: *approaches me* “I believe congratulations are in order.”
Me: “Thank you!”
Agent: “Is it an outdoor wedding?”
Me: “Yes, it is outdoors, so we have been keeping an eye on the weather, but it looks like it should be a clear day.”
Agent: “Oh, you’ll have plenty of cloudy days ahead. Don’t you worry.”
(With that, she left.)