No Starting Point Means No Finish
(I work in a local tile shop. We are in an industrial area that is a little out of the way, so people call for directions a lot, even though the Internet gives perfectly fine directions.)
Customer: *on phone* “How do I get to your store?”
Me: “Where are you starting from?”
Customer: “What do you mean?”
Me: “I need to know where you are starting from to give you accurate directions. You can be vague, such as just saying ‘the foothills’ or telling me the local major cross streets.”
Customer: “I don’t understand why you need that information.”
Me: “I can’t give accurate directions without it, because I might accidentally send you in the wrong direction. I live in on the Westside, so directions for how I get here would get someone from the Eastside lost.”
Customer: “That doesn’t make sense.”
Me: “Okay. I have to travel south to get here, and then go east. If you live south from us, you would have to go north. If you live east, you would need to go west. I need to know which direction to send you in order to get here.”
Customer: “That still doesn’t mean any sense. Just give me directions.”
Me: “Can you at least tell me the nearest major intersection to you?”
Customer: “Just give me directions!”
Me: “Okay. Do you know where [Major Street #1] is?”
Customer: “No.”
Me: “Are you close to [Major Interstate that goes right through town]?”
Customer: “No.”
Me: “Do you know where [Major Street #2] is?”
Customer: “Yes. “
Me: “Okay. Do you live to the east or west of that street?”
Customer: “I don’t know.”
Me: “On the side closest to the mountain or the other side?”
Customer: “Close to it.”
Me: “Okay. Go south on [Major Street #2] and turn right onto [Major Street #3], and we are at the far end of the block.”
Customer: “Okay. I don’t know why that took you so long.” *hangs up*
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