Uhh… Maybe He’s Just REALLY Bad At Small Talk?
Something about this client just gives me the creeps.
Client: “Is there a pencil sharpener in here I can use?”
I look up from my computer.
Client: “…because there used to be a pencil sharpener in here. It was right over there.”
He points across the room, directly at a pencil sharpener.
I stare at him quizzically for a moment.
Me: “Uh, yes, that’s still a pencil sharpener?”
Client: “Oh, okay, great.”
He walked over to sharpen the pencil… looking at me the whole time.