Florida Man Identifies As Car
Our fast food place is open twenty-four-seven, but only the drive-thru is open at night due to some logistical complications with our location. A man walks up to the drive-thru with no car in sight. He shouldn’t have even been able to get to the window without a car, but I don’t have time to wonder about that as he’s already ordering.
Me: “I’m sorry, but I can’t let you order at the drive-thru unless you’re in a car.”
Customer: *Starts making engine revving noises* “There, I identify as a car. This is what you woke hippies like, right? I identify as a car, and if you don’t serve me, you’re oppressing me.”
Me: “Moo. I identify as a cow. Therefore, I can’t serve you. Moo.”
Customer: “But I just—”
Me: *Deadpan* “Moo.”
Customer: “You total—”
Me: *Deadpan* “Moo.”
Customer: “Get your manager!”
My manager walks over.
Customer: “You worker here is being difficult when I just want a quick burger!”
Manager: “Quack.”
Customer: “F*** all y’all!” *Storms off*
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