(My husband, his brother, his father, and his uncles all pretty much act similarly and remind me of my husband all the time. We were visiting my brother-in-law, my husband’s brother, for Thanksgiving when this jem happened)
Brother-in-law: (Wife’s name)! THIS is why the dishwasher is throwing nasty bits all over the *swear* dishes and has started to stink! Look!
Sister-in-law: I JUST saw that. I know! I can’t get the screen out! It doesn’t come out!
Brother-in-law: Of course it does! *reaches in* Right there. I’ll deal with it when everyone’s gone. We’ll just have to keep using the plastic ware and washing regular dishes by hand.
(I look in and I’m not exactly sure what I’m looking at, but can tell it’s a lot of grit)
Me: What in the world is that???
Brother-in-law: *shrugs really irritated* It’s…food bits and bull****, is what it is.
(I INSTANTLY start cracking up and so does my sister-in-law as he’s walking away angrily about the dishwasher. I can’t help it and am in near tears)
Me: I’m sorry! I’m sorry! What he said just instantly reminded me of (my husband)! They’re all exactly alike!
Brother-in-law: *turns to me and smiles* Almost like we’re related!!! Try telling us apart on the phone some time!
Husband: Hey, hey, hey! I would have added at LEAST three *specific swears*! We’re not identical!
(The entire visit was great, and he’s right about the phone thing…one time his father answered and I thought it was my husband, so they jokingly put my brother-in-law on the phone and I once again thought it was my husband…only to FINALLY get to talk to my husband as they all laughed in the background)