Unfiltered Story #247553

My boyfriend and I live together and have quite a few animals (2 cats and 3 dogs). They aren’t always…. honest… about having been fed, so we’ve started checking in with each other before we feed them.

Boyfriend: Hey, did you creed the features?

Me: *very confused* What?

BF: Did you feed the creatures?

Me: *laughing* That is NOT what you said

BF: What did I say?

We both had a good laugh at that little spoonerism. The best/worst part is, it totally stuck. Now we ask “have the features been cred?” or some other variation of “creed the features”.