This happened when I was in Secondary Four (Basically 16 years old, for those unfamiliar with the Singaporean educational system). We were in physics class and one of my classmates had fallen asleep. He sits in the front row, so the teacher obviously noticed and decided to pick on him. He wrote a question on the board that was for the topic we had just covered and wrote down four answers, like a multiple-choice-question.
[Physics Teacher]: *bangs on [Classmate’s] desk*
[Classmate]: *raises head groggily* Huh?
[Physics Teacher]: [Classmate’s name], since you are clearly confident enough to sleep through my lesson, please tell the class the answer to the question on the board.
The rest of the class snickers. [Classmate] is quite unpopular and condescending, so we all are looking forward to seeing him get in trouble.
[Classmate]: *squints at the board* The answer is none of the above. The correct answer is ultraviolet.
Silence reigns.
[Physics Teacher]: *disappointed look on his face* You’re right. *sighs* Go back to sleep.
He slept through the rest of the lesson. The physics teacher leaves and our double-mathematics teacher enters the class. As her lesson goes on several other students fall asleep. It’s after lunch and Singapore is notoriously hot all year round, so it was quite the challenge to stay awake. One of my friends is among the sleepers. He gets chewed out by the teacher for falling asleep and not handing up his homework.
[Friend]: Why are you scolding only me? [Other Classmate] and [Another Classmate] are also sleeping and never do any homework! AND [CLASSMATE] HAS BEEN ASLEEP SINCE PHYSICS! SINCE AN HOUR AGO! AND HE NEVER HANDS ANYTHING UP EITHER! I WAS ASLEEP FOR ONLY TWO F***ING MINUTES!
[Classmate] *raises head groggily* S’meone say m’name?
[Math Teacher]: What did you get for your last test?
[Friend]: *confusedly* C5 and B3.
[Math Teacher]: What did [Other Classmate], [Another Classmate] and [Classmate] get for their tests?
[Friend]: Uh, A1 and A2s?
[Classmate] *yawns* Two A1s.
[Math Teacher]: And if you got the same marks as them I’d let you laze around too.
[Friend]: *noise of understanding*
[Math Teacher]: *turns to face [Classmate]* You can go back to sleep now.
[Classmate] only woke up when the bell signalling the end of school sounded. From that day onwards, there was a semi-official rule within our class that if you scored A’s in tests you had the right to sleep in class. For homework it differed on a teacher to teacher basis, but the four top scorers could generally get away with almost everything. In fact, they spent almost every class asleep for the rest of the year.
I was never able to make peace with the fact that the lowest scorer among the four sleepyheads placed fourteenth in our school in the O Level Examinations.