The Gold Standard Of Impossible Requests
Customer: “I need you to make wall paint this color.”
She gives me a metallic rustoleum for reference. She wanted gold paint.
Me: “Ma’am, I can’t make metallic wall paint.”
Customer: “I DONT WANT METALLIC! I WANT IT GOLD!”
Me: “…so do you want like this?”
I pick a gold-ish yellow from our samples wondering if she meant like marigold gold. And she again goes:
Customer: “NO! THATS YELLOW!”
Me: “Ma’am, we don’t do shiny paint.”
Customer: “I don’t want shiny! Just gold!”
It goes back and forth like this so I just tell her to pick a sample because, clearly, I am not able to read her mind. She picks out three separate swatches and I mix three separate mini samples (each $9 but we have a policy to fix it if the color is wrong) and every time she waits until I am done mixing to inspect it and go:
Customer: “This is not the right color!”
Me: “Ma’am, I am not making any more samples for you. You should’ve figured this out before you came here, and I will charge you full price for all of these if you ask for any more.”
She finally left, albeit very angrily.