Must Be That Time Of The Month
(A customer calls in to order tickets.)
Me: “Thank you for calling [Theater]. How can I help you?”
Caller: “I need to order tickets to see your show!”
Me: “All right then, and which show were you looking for?”
Caller: “You mean there’s more than one?!”
Me: “That’s right, we have six shows in our season, and twelve from people who rent our space.”
Caller: “Well, I don’t like that many choices!”
Me: “I’m sorry about that, ma’am. Maybe we can narrow it down. Would you like to see one of our current shows or something within the month?”
Caller: “What month is this?!”
Me: “It’s January.”
Caller: “No, I don’t like January! What else is there?”
Me: *pause* “February?”
Caller: “Hmm. February. FEB-ruary. F-F-F-Feb. No, I don’t like that either!”
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