Eating For Free (And For Two)
(I work at a fast food restaurant that gives customers their meals for free if they have been waiting a long time. This particular day, I’ve been told to void the next couple of cars. One girl in her 20s pulls up while talking on the phone.)
Me: “Hello! I’m sorry for your wait. Your meal is on the house.”
Customer: “Oh, really?! That’s awesome!”
Me: “There’s your meal! Have a great day.”
Customer: *into her phone* “Dude, [Restaurant] just gave me my food for free! Yeah, and it was like a six-dollar meal!” *quietly so we can’t hear* “I might be pregnant, but this just makes up for it!”