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Must … Have … Chocolate … GraAAaawr!

, | Right | November 2, 2007

(It must be noted the ice cream shop I worked at was in a mall, so it was pretty tiny and limited.)

Customer: “I’d like a chocolate ice cream cone please.”

Me: “Sorry, we only have vanilla.”

Customer: “Oh, okay. I’d like a chocolate ice cream then.”

Me: *stares* “We only have VANILLA. I can drip it in chocolate for you though.”

Customer: “Ugh, gross! No thanks, I’ll go try McDonald’s.”

One Bad Pickup Line, A Hundred Stitches

, , , | Right | October 27, 2007

Male Customer: “Do you guys accept tips?”

Female Coworker: “Yeah, but we try to discourage it. We’d like to think our service is free.”

Male Customer: “Well, um… Here’s a tip.”

(The customer pulls out his phone number on a piece of paper. The female coworker’s boyfriend was right behind the customer.)

Sure, I’ll Get The Ones That Sing & Dance

| Right | October 27, 2007

Seafood Restaurant Customer: (While looking at the lobster tank full of live lobsters) “Do you have any fresh ones?”


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