Fowl Behavior, Part 2
(At the deli where I work, every couple hours I cook up between 12 and 20 whole chickens. They’re kept in the hot holding cabinet for customers to grab.)
Customer: “I need ten.”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “These whole chickens. I need ten of them.”
Me: “I’m sorry, that’s all we have, because we’re closing soon.”
Customer: *rolls her eyes and takes absolutely everything left out of the holding cabinet*
(Another customer approaches me soon afterward.)
Another Customer: “Excuse me, that lady just grabbed a chicken out of my hands, claiming it was hers. Will there be any more?”
(Yes, that’s right. The first lady was going around taking chickens from other customers. Unbelievable.)