Bringing A Just-Desert Triplet Threat
(I’m having lunch with an old friend who has always been kind of stuck up about looks.)
Me: “And I’d like the vanilla ice cream for dessert.”
Friend: “Oh, no. You aren’t ordering dessert. You’re getting really fat.”
(The waitress does a double-take.)
Me: “I’m seven months pregnant. With triplets. You were at the baby shower.”
Friend: “That’s no excuse to let yourself go.”
(Needless to say, she isn’t my best friend.)