They Should Aspire To Do Better
(I work at an electronic cigarette store. The amount of people who know nothing about their devices astonishes me. An e-cigarette tank requires a coil to heat up the juice in order to make it into vapor.)
Me: “Hey there. How can I help you?”
Customer: “I need a coil.”
Me: “Okay, for what kind of tank?”
(The customer points at a battery device, not a tank.)
Customer: “It’s for something like this.”
Me: “Well, that’s just the device that powers the tank; which one do you have for that device?”
Customer: “A tank.”
Me: “What kind of tank?”
Customer: *starting to get mad* “A tank for e-juice.”
Me: “Okay, do you remember the brand of the tank?”
Customer: “It’s an Aspire tank.”
Me: “Okay, which kind of Aspire tank?”
(We have about six different tanks from that one company.)
Customer: “Aspire.”
Me: “Which one?”
Customer: “ASPIRE!”
Me: “Okay, let me show you all the coils we carry from that company.”
Customer: *looks at them* “I don’t know what one goes into it.”
(He finally just picks one and leaves. About an hour later he comes back, screaming at me for a refund.)
Customer: “YOU SOLD ME THE WRONG ONE, AND I WASTED ALL MY JUICE, AND IT POURED ALL OVER THE PLACE!”
(He brought his device in, and it wasn’t even the Aspire brand.)