Telling A Large Raspberry To Get A Large Strawberry
(I work at a Specialty Ice Cream stand, which is a rather popular stand. One particular day, a child whom I’ve never seen before comes up to the stand. He can’t be older than 12.)
Child: “Hi, I haven’t gotten my large strawberry yet.”
Me: *knowing I’ve never seen him* “You haven’t ordered a large strawberry.”
Child: “Yes, I have! You just never gave it to me!”
Me: “Okay, how much did you pay for it?”
Child: “I paid…” *checks sign next to the window which has the base price without tax, then states that price to me*
Me: *internally grinning* “Large [Specialty Ice Cream] is [price with tax].”
(The kid’s expression fell as he knew he’d been caught. He walked away without another word. I moved on to the next customer who had seen the whole thing and was grinning as well. We both agreed that it was a rather poor attempt.)