It’s the last ride of the night at the local fair. The line is long, the staff already has the chain up, and they’ve announced clearly:

Ride Attendant: “Everyone in line now is the last group for the night!”

I’m the cutoff point. As I’m checking my phone, a dad and his maybe seven-year-old son slide in behind me. The kid is already teary-eyed.

Kid: *Sniffling.* “Dad, I wanna go on! I wanna go on!”

Dad: “We’ll try, buddy, we’ll try.”

He taps my shoulder.

Dad: “Hey, man, come on, let him go in front. He’s a kid.”

I glance back. The kid is now full-on watery-eyed theatrics.

Me: “Then today is his lucky day!”

The dad’s face brightens for half a second, right until I continue:

Me: “Because today, he’s going to learn that crying won’t get him anywhere in life, and it’s time to prepare for disappointments.”

Dad: “You’re a cold, heartless man!”

Me: “I’m a cold, heartless man who knows when a ride is closing and got here on time.”

The attendant walks over and stands at the chain right behind me. He repeats the announcement to those walking up to the ride:

Ride Attendant: “Sorry, folks, that’s it for tonight!”

The dad just stares at me while I step forward with the rest of the group.

Me: “Hey, at least he’ll remember this ride, even if he never got on it.”

I’m working the go-kart track at a fairground. A mom has just paid for her son, maybe nine or ten years old, to have a turn while she watches from the side. I’m about to get him sized up for a safety helmet, but the mom has already ushered him into a kart.

Me: “Ma’am, he’s going to need a helmet before he gets in.”

Mom: “Oh no, no helmet. I don’t want his face covered.” *Holds up her phone.* “I want to actually see his handsome face in the video.”

Me: “Sorry, ma’am, but helmets are required for everyone’s safety.”

Mom: “Don’t be silly, that’s what the seatbelts are for!”

Me: “Ma’am, the seatbelts stop him from flying out of the kart. The helmet stops his head from doing a meet-and-greet with the track.”

Mom: “He’ll be fine! He’s a good driver.”

Me: “I’m sure he’s great, but the rule still applies.”

Mom: “Well, we’re paying customers. If we say no, you have to respect that.”

Me: “If you say no, I have to respect that he won’t be driving today.”

Mom: “But your helmets are so ugly! How will I see my handsome boy?”

Me: “Will you still be calling him handsome if he loses control and cracks his head or face open against the tarmac or another 175-pound go-kart?”

Mom: “Has… has that ever happened?”

Me: “No, because everyone wears the helmets.”

She finally told her son to put a helmet on, but her excitement about getting footage of her “handsome boy” was lessened a little. She still got video, but all anyone will be able to hear when they go back and watch it will be her screams of “slow down!” and “use the brakes!”

My four children and I are at the Renaissance Faire. We don’t have a lot, so the Renaissance Faire is basically our one yearly splurge. We always carefully go through the whole fair before choosing what to spend their pocket money on. The kids each have their own spending money to manage. 

After several hours of wandering, watching performances, and getting very tired, my nine-year-old drags us back to the booth that has the amigurumi dinosaur they fell in love with.

I’m trailing behind and only see the shopkeeper taking the dino out from under the counter.

Shopkeeper: “I saved him for you.”

Nine-Year-Old: “How much is he?”

Shopkeeper: “$40.”

This is a fair price for a handmade item; it’s a good ten inches tall. But my child’s face falls.

Nine-Year-Old: “Oh…”

Shopkeeper: *Noticing something amiss.* “How much do you have?”

Nine-Year-Old: “Only $20…

The shopkeeper exchanges a glance with her partner.

Shopkeeper: “I suppose I could do it for that. That’s fine, hun.”

My five-year-old pipes up.

Five-Year-Old: “I can help! They can have my money!”

My five-year-old pulls out all $3 they have to their name.

Now the shopkeepers have fully melted. They offer the five-year-old another toy, but the five-year-old only wants to help their sibling. So off we go, one child clutching a precious new toy, one confident in the “great help” they were, and me, a puddle of pride and sentiment.

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I’m attending a state fair. I have just gotten food from a place selling breakfast sandwiches. I am standing in front of the booth about ten feet away from the counter. There is nobody else standing in front of the counter. I’m two bites into my sandwich, and these two teenagers approach me.

Teenager: “Are you in line?”

Me: *Mouth full.* “Yeah, I’m in line.”

Teenager: “Oh.”

The teenager and his friend go to stand behind me. I pause long enough to swallow my mouthful and turn to the teenagers.

Me: “Guys, I’m in the middle of eating my food. I’m obviously not still in line to get it.”

I’m working the ticket booth for a local fairground. The entrance fee is only a dollar. A customer who had entered half an hour before marches back up to the booth.

Customer: “Why do you charge to get in, and then make people pay for the rides? When you pay to get into Disneyland, everything’s included!”

Me: “Well, sir, here your entry is one dollar, and the rides are a few dollars each.”

Customer: “Yeah, but that’s not how Disneyland does it!”

Me: “You’re right. Disneyland doesn’t do it this way.”

Customer: “Exactly!”

Me: “They also don’t do it for a dollar. Their gate fee is $179.”

Customer: *Pauses, scowling.* “Well, it’s the principle of the thing.”

Me: “Sure. And for $178, I’ll let you pretend the Ferris wheel is Space Mountain.”